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Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

Every cat can be petted at least one time. 

We have said this for the longest time, of course, but we will reiterate because we think it's appropriate at this moment. One day, without a doubt, we will end up on the news for trying to pet something that we should not have. At least I will. As someone who gets irrationally excited about every single cat, wild and housecat, and also as someone who gets jealous of every other person who gets to have a bond with a big cat that we can't have… yes, I'll end up on the news for trying to pet a lion or something. 

Why do some people get to be part of a lion pack and I cannot? Why do some people choose their profession so early on that they can help raise cheetahs and then have bonds with them for life? Why couldn't I? These are questions that I ask myself every time I see something like that. And so if I were these people in this story, who somehow came across a drowning wild cat in the ocean and got to save it, then yes, I, too, would have petted that big cat. When life gives you lemons… you must accept that you may have lost a finger or two in the process and then make that lemonade. 

And hey, what they did might have been dangerous, but we hope that every one of us would have done the same. Maybe the petting was overboard, but they did save this wild cat, and that is what matters at the end of the day. 

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Posted by Blake Seidel

If you steal a cat that no one technically owns, is it really stealing?

I've always been someone who follows the rules. I was a straight-A student, I always recycle, and I will read the directions at least three times through before even starting anything new. I like rules - they give order and if you follow them, you'll usually find yourself in a better place than those who don't. But all of those morals go in the trash as soon as I see someone not treating a cat with the love they deserve.

The sad truth is that many people don't think of cats as creatures with feelings or souls, so they allow themselves to ignore their suffering. That results in cats getting left behind when their families move, getting abandoned on the side of the highway, or not giving them the medical care they need because they're "just a cat." 

This is where our story today starts: a purrson tending to their loan horse noticed a pregnant cat in distress near their barn. All but skin and bones, the horse-lover asked around, and learned that the cat "belonged" to a farmer nearby, but refused to let her inside, or even spay her because it was "unnatural". 

Unable to look the other way, they took the cat to the emergency vet to get her the care she needed. The vets assured her that, if the farmer came to claim the cat (do you think he will actually come?), he would have to not only pay for all the veterinary care, but he would also have to get her spayed, as it's a requirement for all cat owners in their area.

This poor cat did not deserve to survive like this. I chose the word "survive" because that's probably all she could do for so long. But now, she will have her kittens, hopefully find her furrever family, and live happily ever after.

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Posted by Sarah Brown

The Cat Distribution System apparently had this entire family planned out years before anyone else knew what was going on.

Back in 2012, the future cat pawrent was a teenager attending a French-language high school. March 30 happened to be a day off for Francophonie Day, so instead of getting up at 6 a.m. for school, they slept in and made plans to meet a friend around noon. The weather was nice, so they decided to walk instead of taking their usual bus. Already, the CDS was pulling some strings.

Along the way, they passed a woman carrying a box of kittens. She put the box down for just a second to lock her door, and one kitten immediately jumped out and ran straight toward them. They had grown up with dogs and had never even owned a kitten before, but apparently this tiny feline had already made the decision for them.

The woman explained that her cat had given birth and she couldn't keep all the kittens. Since this particular baby had already made a beeline for her chosen hooman, she offered to let them take the kitten home.

And that's how Philip joined the family. They later discovered that "he" was actually a girl, and Philip eventually became Philippa.

But the CDS was thinking way further ahead.

A year later, Philippa gave birth on her pawrent's bed. While they were sleeping in it. Imagine going to bed with one cat and waking up to an entire litter. One of those kittens was Bastet, who is now 13 years old and, according to her hooman, a very spoiled brat.

The whole thing came down to a ridiculous amount of perfect timing. A random day off, nice weather, walking instead of taking the bus, one particular route, and one kitten choosing that exact moment to escape her box.

Turns out the Cat Distribution System plans WAY ahead.

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Posted by Sarah Brown

We love a spoiled cat, and having your own tiny couch is definitely taking things to another level.

Some cats really do have little sofas all to themselves, and the pictures are way too cute. They climb up, get comfortable, and lounge around like this is completely normal. Meanwhile, we're looking at them wondering why a cat sitting on a miniature couch is making us so happy.

They look so funny when the couch is actually the perfect size for them too. Their little paws reach the edge, they can rest their head on the arm, and there's just enough room to stretch out for a nap. Some even sit upright on them, which makes them look like tiny people relaxing in their living room.

And then there are the cats who have no interest in sitting on their couch normally. They're upside down, hanging halfway off the side, or somehow taking up more space than the entire couch. Give a cat a perfectly good place to sleep and they'll still find their own way to use it.

We're also a little jealous of anyone whose cat actually uses the furniture they buy for them. Cat pawrents know you can spend money on the nicest bed you can find, only for your kitty to decide the cardboard box it came in is better. So if your cat is actually sleeping on the tiny couch you bought them, you won.

Not that having their own furniture means they're going to leave yours alone. Your couch is still fair game, especially if you just got up and left a warm spot behind.

Still, we fully support giving cats their own little place to lounge. They spend a lot of time sleeping, after all. They might as well do it in style.

These kitties certainly look pretty happy with their personal couches.

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Posted by Laurent Shinar

The work week is a woeful thing. We are thrown into the mix and with less than a moment's notice find ourselves swimming in a sea of messages, mails, memos and meetings. So by this point in the week we could all do with a little feline fueled support in the form of these sweet n scratchy cat memes.

You might be wondering why on earth we would offer you sweet as well as scratchy feline funnies, but the truth is that much like the loving relationships we have with our cat kids, the best part is having balance. A little sweetness to make you fall in love and feel as though you are floating. And a little scratch to keep you grounded and connected to reality. After all, we want you to feel better and more pawsitive about the world. But we would not want you to walk around with your head in the clouds. That is a little too happy for being in the office.

So we brought together a cracking collection of cat memes that are hissterical and manage to include a little kick of cayenne to remind you of your place in the world and that while it is fun to have fun at the expense of others. You still need to keep your paws on the ground and avoid getting all holier than thou, no one likes that pawson. And with that we leave you to scroll through this lovely list and hope that you come out the other end with a refreshed and recharged pawspective on the world. 
 

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Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

Meowwwwww! It's cat time.

When we think of the best time to have a cat time, it's all the time. It doesn't matter what the actual hour is, or what day we're on - if time exists, then it's time to have some cat time. And the sooner it happens, the better. And since we're pretty sure time exists (we're not about to determine this astro-philosophical claim; we're not super smart scientists), it means it's a good time to have cat time. We might not be the ones to ponder over the existence of time itself, but we're definitely the internet's expurrts on cats, so we say - let's have ourselves the best cat time, right meow!

But what is cat time, you might ask yourself? Well, don't worry, we're here to explain everything. We can't explain the dilatation of the cosmos and the creation of time as a human concept, but we can explain cats. And we can do it all day long, because we're perpetually obsessed. And if you're here, we assume you're as much of a cat person as we are. The short answer is that cat time is any time you experience the catness of being with your cat, or around a cat, and generally surrounded by cat vibes.

You can achieve prime cat time by petting your cat, giving your cat a little snack, playing with your cat's favorite toy and watching them have the time of their lives, or literally anything you can do in the proximity of your cat. And if you're not around your cat in this current moment? Don't worry, just get any cat to be in your immediate surroundings, and you're good. But what if you can't even have that? Well, that's a very solvable thing for cat people. All you have to do is scroll through some feline funnies filled with immaculate cat humor, and you'll be just fine.

Now That's A Bad Day

Sep. 15th, 2026 01:00 pm
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Posted by Jen

Where is the moment we needed the most?

You kick up the leaves and the Volvo is lost...

You tell me your blue skies fade to grey

Your baker still hates you, too, they say

But I don't need no carryin' on!

You fall in the line just to hit a new low

You pretend that you meant to, but everyone knows

You tell me it's hard working here offline

Your coworkers mock you all the time

But I don't need no carryin' on!

So you had a bad day

You're itching downtown,

You sing a sad song just to drown out the sound!

You say you must know,

You tell me don't lie,

Then you work on a smile and you opt for the pie.

You had a bad day!

Now that's a bad day.

 

Thanks to wreckporters Connie L., Deborah P., Melissa F., Fribby, Monique R., Anony M., & Rachel B. for inspiring a new CW policy: from now on, we want any and all apologies handwritten. ON CAKE.

*****

P.S. I don't know if this will turn a bad day around, but I find having my tatas comfy sure helps. So here's a shout-out to my favorite wire-free bra:

Warner's Easy Does It Seamless Wireless Bra

I own four of these now, and plan to keep buying all the colors. Up 'til last year I ONLY wore wired bras - usually Warners -  and it took buying-and-returning over a dozen different brands and styles before I found a wireless one I liked. This one averages $25-40 Prime, so I watch the listing and buy any color that goes on sale. (Today "Toasted" is $22, so I snagged one of those.)

 I love the under-arm smoothing panel - no dig or pinch! - and like most Warners, these are incredibly comfortable. Be sure to check the image gallery for a better idea of how they look on larger tracts of land.

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Posted by Briana Viser

Two kitties facing life one day at a time. 

My cat is one of the most important things in my life, and here's my story.

I got him back in 2021. I had just moved, I had new roommates, new apartment, and I was starting a new life. I had briefly discussed with my roommates about getting a cat together, and they agreed. There was no cemented plan that we talked about, and both of their birthdays were coming up. I took a chance and decided to surprise them with a cat. I found him posted on a Facebook page for fostered animals needing a furrever home. I barely read any description, I didn't think twice, I just messaged a girl and told her I want him and am going to pick him up. The next day, I had a 5 month old kitten in my bedroom figuring out what life is going to be together. 

My roommates came home and I told them I had a birthday surprise for them. I opened the door to reveal a kitten! A stripped, long, green-eyed kitten named Ty. And the rest is history. 

The last 5 years together he's played such a crucial role in my life. He's always my safe space, he's always loving and makes me be more responsible. He never hesitates to tell me how he feels, or plop in my lap, or watch a movie with me and make me feel better about everything. So here's to introducing Ty, a truly unique little guy. Read below how my roommates responded to being gifted a kitten as a birthday gift by someone they barely knew!

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Posted by Blake Seidel

Just like snowflakes, every cat is unique. Most differences are small and only noticeable to their owners, but you could pick out all these cute kitties below from a mile away.

I've seen more cats than most people will in a lifetime. I was raised with cats as pets, adopted cats as an adult, and every day I go to work and look for funny and cute cats on the internet. I've been doing that for years, so you can imagine how many felines I've seen up until now as a 36-year-old cat dad (please don't call me old).

But you know what? Cats still surprise me to this day. It feels like I could write and research cats my entire life and I would always find something new - and that's partly because the world is getting bigger (metaphorically) and cat genetics are wild. The way their genes determine their coat colors and patterns is something I would happily go back to school and study in depth for years. As a result, you constantly get cats with unique and rare fur patterns and markings. It's simply beautiful to see.

I'm not just talking about the different tiny details between my SID (standard issue cat) and yours, I'm talking about cats with "mustaches," cats born with little bowties or with a single, straight line all the way from their heads to their tails. All these fluffy, fabulous felines below are unique in their own special way, and it's pretty obvious how. But what matters most is that, no matter how different they are, they're all still beautiful, and all deserve to live their best lives ordering us hoomans around until their very last breath.

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Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

It seems like everybody had a campus cat in college, but not all of these studious cats receive the esteemed honor they deserve.

I studied at an arts and design academy. You can already imagine the eccentric types of people who enroll there as students without me writing a word about it. And, as naturally as it goes, many of my fellow students were cat people. And, also as naturally, it seems, we had some permanent cats living on campus grounds.

First and foremost, there was The Sultan. Yes, he had to have the "The" in the name, because he was that impressive. He was a huge tomcat with a thick orange coat, who would walk heavily all around the territory, and plop himself right at the center of the main yard for everyone to notice him. Then there was his Queen, a young grey female with a very long tail. She was skittish, but loved it when the students offered some food. But then we discovered The Sultan had another queen, so we creatively named her Mistress. She was a friendly calico who was loved by everyone on campus. She meowed loudly for pets.

And despite them being the most permanent residents on campus (because, you know, all students and professors go home eventually, even after days that seem like they stretch forever), they were never acknowledged by any official staff. But that's not the case for Max, the resident campus cat of Vermont State University. After being the friendliest cat for years, to both students and faculty members, he was honored with a fitting doctor title - just as if he were an esteemed university teacher, a professor of high regard.

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